tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40768621527627753382024-03-05T22:56:51.971+11:00Daily Vowel MovementsDailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.comBlogger3442125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-52844927456658418332015-06-26T07:32:00.001+10:002015-06-26T07:32:38.792+10:00Why aren't you answering me?<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqANEgJ_APBRDZn6kgRowdBNiq6DTIbyW_633n9bswUFAjbIav61ZmUg6Y-1oDRsw-RgF5FI9IGWbQHmFJX3MaIMufbhlTrDDqM3e7V3YsU8yTJB0_-2dVUEiu7oxX0MvdVmgLL8UvlxtE/s640/blogger-image-1362106920.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqANEgJ_APBRDZn6kgRowdBNiq6DTIbyW_633n9bswUFAjbIav61ZmUg6Y-1oDRsw-RgF5FI9IGWbQHmFJX3MaIMufbhlTrDDqM3e7V3YsU8yTJB0_-2dVUEiu7oxX0MvdVmgLL8UvlxtE/s640/blogger-image-1362106920.jpg"></a></div>Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-88925939388087413232015-05-06T05:00:00.000+10:002015-05-06T05:00:00.792+10:00I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-8748622214683884322015-05-02T22:37:00.002+10:002015-05-02T22:37:58.901+10:00How to keep an idiot busy for nearly a minute<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-7935096880248634082015-05-02T05:00:00.000+10:002015-05-02T22:34:37.563+10:00Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-56457950349876294532015-04-07T21:19:00.000+10:002015-04-07T21:19:00.043+10:00Do you speak 'idiot'?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-75643147296267840302015-04-04T21:18:00.000+11:002015-04-04T21:18:00.512+11:00Diaper loading, please wait ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-58212054889629253032015-03-31T21:17:00.000+11:002015-03-31T21:17:00.164+11:00This is 'cool camping'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-82407296604118858032015-03-28T21:17:00.002+11:002015-03-28T21:17:05.621+11:00The real definition of feet<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-9365932861718725482015-03-19T19:52:00.000+11:002015-03-19T19:52:00.090+11:00Admit it.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
One of the best games of your childhood, was not letting the balloon touch the floor</div>
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-88984656894537684172015-03-15T19:51:00.000+11:002015-03-15T19:51:00.589+11:00Baby dressing for Dad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-61017608955475696192015-03-12T19:50:00.002+11:002015-03-12T19:50:38.270+11:00Behold the Texting Mitt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-76103555362115352682015-02-28T11:07:00.001+11:002015-02-28T11:10:19.123+11:00The 13 funniest tweets about #TheDress<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">In case you have been living under a rock, or you don't have the Internet, which probably means you wouldn't be reading this, a photo of a dress has been breaking all social media records and caused an Internet uproar - some are even claiming it has "broke the Internet", more than Kim Kardashian ever could.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">So, if you are a looking for an explanation of what #theDress is, or why it is the only thing people are talking about, then you have come to the wrong place. I am not going to post anything about that, nor offer any explanation of the phenomenon, partly, or perhaps mainly, because I have no idea. Nor am I going to get preachy about how we should be using the Internet for something more constructive, which reminds me of this quote and a craze from a few years ago:</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Your cell phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launched a bird into pigs."
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">I am not going to do any of these things because I would rather continue the stupidity and post the funniest tweets from all over the world in response to #theDress debacle, or as some are calling it #dressgate.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">So here they are - the funniest tweets about #theDress:</span><br />
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-24306066786478864182015-02-17T09:50:00.002+11:002015-02-17T09:50:08.564+11:00Diaper loading, please wait ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-74635390872210731562015-02-03T09:23:00.001+11:002015-02-03T09:23:18.959+11:00Here is the easiest way to work out crosswords<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-66580865940029081242015-02-02T23:21:00.000+11:002015-02-02T23:21:00.041+11:00When your grandma tells your mum to leave you alone<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-85066408971027163652015-02-01T23:10:00.001+11:002015-02-01T23:11:55.173+11:00Is this the laziest cat in the world?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">This lazy cat uses his paw to drink water while laying down.</span><br />
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-9084829580714397162015-01-26T22:50:00.000+11:002015-01-26T22:50:02.158+11:00An artist paints what he sees<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-4622472304171052142015-01-25T08:29:00.001+11:002015-01-25T08:29:09.689+11:00The Hokey Pokey Clinic - a place to turn yourself around<br />
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-23034264238426611272015-01-19T07:59:00.001+11:002015-01-19T07:59:22.227+11:00Did you know that baby wombats look like kung fu masters?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-37784303285834271142015-01-10T19:57:00.002+11:002015-01-10T19:57:47.869+11:00I find your lack of "Faith" disturbing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Dailyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16559776398638571178noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4076862152762775338.post-75359604037048656352015-01-09T22:27:00.000+11:002015-01-09T22:27:14.354+11:00Special Delivery - New Year's Package<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Dear all,</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">For the last 9 months or so, my wife and I, have been waiting on a special delivery to arrive.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">While I won’t bore you with all the details of the pick up, which ended up being quite an ordeal, you can stop worrying now – it was delivered safely.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">It all started while we were watching the New Year’s Eve fireworks display, when the parcel distribution company began sending my wife delivery status notifications. They came every 15 minutes for the entire night, until at 8am, they became so annoying that we decided to go to the parcel depot to sort things out properly.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">In order to stretch (no pun intended) this woeful metaphor out a bit more, we are pleased to announce the arrival of a huge package weighing just over 10 pounds (4.6 kilograms) named Hannah Elizabeth. While we got away without having to pay any postage and handling fees and luckily escaped the public holiday surcharge, we had to wait the entire day before she arrived at 9:32pm on 1 January 2015.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The package was marked ‘Fragile’, ‘Handle with care’, and “Made in Japan”, given we originally placed the order while we were on three months long service leave in Tokyo at the start of 2014. In fact we partly chose the name because it means flower in Japanese, (only after my suggestion of naming her after a small miniature tree was vetoed immediately - I still think Bonsai as a first name has a nice ring to it).</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The name also means grace, mercy, or according to Wikipedia “God’s given gift to the world” – and to Him we are truly thankful.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">(In case you are worried, we will return to posting inane, pointless funny pictures shortly)</span><br />
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