Remove dark circles and make your eyes more attractive permanently

I have received numerous spam emails lately about the apparent dark circles under my eyes, and how I can quickly reduce the appearance of these dark circles by up to 45% and reduce the appearance of bags under my eyes by up to 68% if I use hydrolyze or some similar product that involves giving my credit card details along with my first born child.

Here is a picture which proves that removing such dark circles isn't always a good thing:



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Procrastinators of the world unite - tomorrow

I've been planning on posting these two pictures for ages but just haven't got around to it. Enjoy.





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Pointless Post-it Notes - First Born Captured

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Yum Cha Cha

I have recently been thinking of starting a dance school in a Chinese Restaurant. If I ever do, I will call it Yum Cha Cha.

What do you think? Would you dance or eat or both at such an establishment.

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Still sceptical about Climate change

Given the amount of talk there has been of late about climate change and global warming, here is undeniable proof that it exists.



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The Wednesday Word - denariate

Today's Wednesday word is denariate. It means a portion of land that is worth one penny per year. I'm assuming it comes from the word denarius but maybe not.

Here is my quote for it:

"He honestly thought that his three-bedroom townhouse would be more valuable than a denariate but in these economic conditions he had to take what he could get."

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Practical or pretentious?

Your choice of descriptor words will tell a lot about you. Are these practical or pretentious?






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