Naughty Newspaper

Here is a story from yesterday's Daily Telegraph:

Worker slashed with machete as bandit took cash

Sounds pretty bad, and I'm sure it was, but when you read the article it turns out the slashing that actually took place was a "a small laceration to the person's right index finger".

Once again, while I'm sure the experience was terrifying, I'm not sure whether the word "slashed" in the title is totally accurate.