Television - what's it good for?

"Television is like the American toaster,
you push the button and the same thing pops up every time."

"Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.
It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house."

"Television has brought murder back into the home--where it belongs.

You may have guessed by the last quote that these are all by Alfred Hitchcock, director of such films as Psycho, Rear Window and Dial M for Murder. Hope you like them.