Senior Citizen's Texting Code and Guide

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Friday 18 May 2012

A number of years ago I taught my grandmother to write text messages. I wrote out a little flow chart of how to send an SMS on an old Nokia phone. She became a whiz at it, and I was so chuffed one day when she told me that she could do even without the flow chart. Anyway I came across the guide to Senior Citizen's Texting Code and thought she could start using some of them with her other texting friends. Hope you like them:


ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing…Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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