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A young couple
moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating
breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.
"That laundry is not very clean; she doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looks on, remaining
silent. Every time her neighbor hangs her wash to dry, the young woman makes
the same comments. A month later, the woman is surprised to see a nice clean
wash on the line and says to her husband: "Look, she's finally learned how
to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this? " The husband replies,
"I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."
And so it is with
life ... What we see when watching others depends on the clarity of the window
through which we look.