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A former Sergeant
in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school
Just before the
school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to
wear a plaster cast around the upper part
of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day
of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students
in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already
heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him
and he knew they would be testing his
discipline in the
confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window
wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made
his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to