Very funny bad joke

A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later she wakes up and asks for the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," said the midwife.

"Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot," said the mother. "Anyway, what did he call the girl?"

"Denise," said the midwife.

Thinking that isn't so bad, the mother asked, "What did he call the boy?"

The midwife answered, "Denephew."