What famous quote would have a completely different & hilarious meaning if you changed one word?

Recently on reddit SmokerJokerToker asked the question in the heading of the post. They of course got some very rude answers but here are four of the best. Hope you like them.

•               I did not have work relations with that woman! - Bill Clinton

•               Go ahead, make my sandwich. –  Dirty Harry

•               To be or not to be, what is the question? – Hamlet

•               Luke, I ate your father

•                One small step for man; one giant leap for midgets. -Neil Armstrong

via Reddit